Chords for Absolutely Fabulous -the Forbidden Fruit
Tempo:
106.1 bpm
Chords used:
F
E
G
C
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Can you believe I still represent that woman?
She's stuck to my arse like an old barnacle.
What else have you got?
Oh, darling, it's just Baby Spice Queen Nur and the cast of Cutting It Now.
Lulu?
No, she left me, darling.
She said she despised me.
You just sacked her.
I'm out.
Oh, darling, don't talk about that.
Don't even think about it.
No talk of work today.
No, no talking.
Today, darling, we are going to give ourselves some big treats.
Today we're going to have some serious fun.
Yes, darling.
Like yesterday.
Yesterday was serious fun, wasn't it?
Yeah.
In fact, darling, every day since Saffy's been gone has been serious fun, hasn't it?
Fantastic.
We can do anything we want.
Yeah, we can, darling, cos nothing is naughty if the teacher ain't here.
Nothing.
Nothing is a sin.
We are in paradise.
Yes.
We are eating of the forbidden fruit.
Yes, darling, forbidden fruit.
Every day is just a pick and mix.
What are you going to eat for 50 cents of forbidden fruit, isn't it, darling?
Yeah.
It's just
Darling, don't you think the forbidden fruit used to taste a little bit sweeter when Saffy was here?
I don't know.
I just think sometimes you need a little soup-sour of guilt
to make carte blanche depravity taste that little bit better.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, you're right, Eddie.
No, darling, you should be at work.
You've got bread to win.
You've got meetings to organise.
You've got to get back in the loop.
It's got to be hard graft, darling.
Nine to five, 24-7.
Yeah, but darling, I could do something with you this morning
and then have my meetings in the afternoon.
No, it is forbidden.
But darling, that's only half a day.
And you know, darling, this time of my life ain't going to last forever, is it?
You're not on flexi-time, Eddie.
We have no mananas.
Yes, we have no mananas, darling, but half a day, whole day, what does it matter?
No, darling, it's wrong.
It's naughty.
I deserve this.
It's me time, it's my time.
I [F] want [E] to
You deserve nothing.
It is forbidden to have [G] breakfast at Patisserie Valerie.
That'd be very naughty.
It's forbidden.
That'd be very, very naughty.
Very naughty.
All right, let's go.
We have to do something about the tits.
Yeah, we'll do something about my tits.
[C] Come on, Eddie.
Put these in as well, darling.
Oh, not that many more.
[D] That's good, isn't it?
Arse-pert, tits-pert.
Yeah, darling, I'm the push-me-pull-you-off-pert.
She's stuck to my arse like an old barnacle.
What else have you got?
Oh, darling, it's just Baby Spice Queen Nur and the cast of Cutting It Now.
Lulu?
No, she left me, darling.
She said she despised me.
You just sacked her.
I'm out.
Oh, darling, don't talk about that.
Don't even think about it.
No talk of work today.
No, no talking.
Today, darling, we are going to give ourselves some big treats.
Today we're going to have some serious fun.
Yes, darling.
Like yesterday.
Yesterday was serious fun, wasn't it?
Yeah.
In fact, darling, every day since Saffy's been gone has been serious fun, hasn't it?
Fantastic.
We can do anything we want.
Yeah, we can, darling, cos nothing is naughty if the teacher ain't here.
Nothing.
Nothing is a sin.
We are in paradise.
Yes.
We are eating of the forbidden fruit.
Yes, darling, forbidden fruit.
Every day is just a pick and mix.
What are you going to eat for 50 cents of forbidden fruit, isn't it, darling?
Yeah.
It's just
Darling, don't you think the forbidden fruit used to taste a little bit sweeter when Saffy was here?
I don't know.
I just think sometimes you need a little soup-sour of guilt
to make carte blanche depravity taste that little bit better.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, you're right, Eddie.
No, darling, you should be at work.
You've got bread to win.
You've got meetings to organise.
You've got to get back in the loop.
It's got to be hard graft, darling.
Nine to five, 24-7.
Yeah, but darling, I could do something with you this morning
and then have my meetings in the afternoon.
No, it is forbidden.
But darling, that's only half a day.
And you know, darling, this time of my life ain't going to last forever, is it?
You're not on flexi-time, Eddie.
We have no mananas.
Yes, we have no mananas, darling, but half a day, whole day, what does it matter?
No, darling, it's wrong.
It's naughty.
I deserve this.
It's me time, it's my time.
I [F] want [E] to
You deserve nothing.
It is forbidden to have [G] breakfast at Patisserie Valerie.
That'd be very naughty.
It's forbidden.
That'd be very, very naughty.
Very naughty.
All right, let's go.
We have to do something about the tits.
Yeah, we'll do something about my tits.
[C] Come on, Eddie.
Put these in as well, darling.
Oh, not that many more.
[D] That's good, isn't it?
Arse-pert, tits-pert.
Yeah, darling, I'm the push-me-pull-you-off-pert.
Key:
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E
G
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D
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E
G
Can you believe I still represent that woman?
She's stuck to my arse like an old barnacle.
What else have you got?
Oh, darling, it's just Baby Spice Queen Nur and the cast of Cutting It Now. _
Lulu?
No, she left me, darling.
She said she despised me.
You just sacked her.
I'm out.
Oh, darling, don't talk about that.
Don't even think about it.
No talk of work today.
No, no talking.
Today, darling, we are going to give ourselves some big treats.
Today we're going to have some serious fun.
Yes, darling.
Like yesterday.
Yesterday was serious fun, wasn't it?
Yeah.
In fact, darling, every day since Saffy's been gone has been serious fun, hasn't it?
Fantastic.
We can do anything we want.
Yeah, we can, darling, cos nothing is naughty if the teacher ain't here.
Nothing. _
Nothing is a sin.
We are in paradise.
Yes.
We are eating of the forbidden fruit.
Yes, darling, forbidden fruit.
Every day is just a pick and mix.
What are you going to eat for 50 cents of forbidden fruit, isn't it, darling?
Yeah. _
_ _ _ It's just_
Darling, don't you think the forbidden fruit used to taste a little bit sweeter when Saffy was here? _
_ _ I don't know.
I just think sometimes you need a little soup-sour of guilt
to make carte blanche depravity taste that little bit better.
I don't know.
I don't know.
_ _ No, you're right, Eddie. _ _
No, darling, you should be at work.
You've got bread to win.
You've got meetings to organise.
You've got to get back in the loop.
It's got to be hard graft, darling.
Nine to five, 24-7.
_ _ _ _ _ Yeah, but darling, I could do something with you this morning
and then have my meetings in the afternoon.
No, it is forbidden.
_ _ But darling, that's only half a day.
And you know, darling, this time of my life ain't going to last forever, is it?
You're not on flexi-time, Eddie.
We have no mananas.
Yes, we have no mananas, darling, but half a day, whole day, what does it matter?
No, darling, it's wrong.
It's naughty.
I deserve this.
It's me time, it's my time.
I [F] want [E] to_
_ _ _ You deserve nothing. _
_ _ It is forbidden to have [G] breakfast at Patisserie Valerie. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ That'd be very naughty.
It's forbidden.
_ That'd be very, very naughty.
Very naughty.
_ All right, let's go.
_ _ _ _ We have to do something about the tits.
Yeah, we'll do something about my tits.
_ [C] _ Come on, Eddie.
Put these _ in as well, darling.
Oh, not that many more. _
[D] _ _ _ That's good, isn't it?
Arse-pert, tits-pert.
Yeah, darling, I'm the push-me-pull-you-off-pert. _ _ _ _
She's stuck to my arse like an old barnacle.
What else have you got?
Oh, darling, it's just Baby Spice Queen Nur and the cast of Cutting It Now. _
Lulu?
No, she left me, darling.
She said she despised me.
You just sacked her.
I'm out.
Oh, darling, don't talk about that.
Don't even think about it.
No talk of work today.
No, no talking.
Today, darling, we are going to give ourselves some big treats.
Today we're going to have some serious fun.
Yes, darling.
Like yesterday.
Yesterday was serious fun, wasn't it?
Yeah.
In fact, darling, every day since Saffy's been gone has been serious fun, hasn't it?
Fantastic.
We can do anything we want.
Yeah, we can, darling, cos nothing is naughty if the teacher ain't here.
Nothing. _
Nothing is a sin.
We are in paradise.
Yes.
We are eating of the forbidden fruit.
Yes, darling, forbidden fruit.
Every day is just a pick and mix.
What are you going to eat for 50 cents of forbidden fruit, isn't it, darling?
Yeah. _
_ _ _ It's just_
Darling, don't you think the forbidden fruit used to taste a little bit sweeter when Saffy was here? _
_ _ I don't know.
I just think sometimes you need a little soup-sour of guilt
to make carte blanche depravity taste that little bit better.
I don't know.
I don't know.
_ _ No, you're right, Eddie. _ _
No, darling, you should be at work.
You've got bread to win.
You've got meetings to organise.
You've got to get back in the loop.
It's got to be hard graft, darling.
Nine to five, 24-7.
_ _ _ _ _ Yeah, but darling, I could do something with you this morning
and then have my meetings in the afternoon.
No, it is forbidden.
_ _ But darling, that's only half a day.
And you know, darling, this time of my life ain't going to last forever, is it?
You're not on flexi-time, Eddie.
We have no mananas.
Yes, we have no mananas, darling, but half a day, whole day, what does it matter?
No, darling, it's wrong.
It's naughty.
I deserve this.
It's me time, it's my time.
I [F] want [E] to_
_ _ _ You deserve nothing. _
_ _ It is forbidden to have [G] breakfast at Patisserie Valerie. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ That'd be very naughty.
It's forbidden.
_ That'd be very, very naughty.
Very naughty.
_ All right, let's go.
_ _ _ _ We have to do something about the tits.
Yeah, we'll do something about my tits.
_ [C] _ Come on, Eddie.
Put these _ in as well, darling.
Oh, not that many more. _
[D] _ _ _ That's good, isn't it?
Arse-pert, tits-pert.
Yeah, darling, I'm the push-me-pull-you-off-pert. _ _ _ _