Chords for A Squash and a Squeeze - Julia Donaldson

[Am] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Am] Little old lady [G] lives all by herself
[C] [F] With a table and chairs [E] and a jug on the shelf
[Am] A wise [C] old [G] man heard her grumble and grouse
[C] There's [F] not enough room _ [E] in my house
_ [C] _
Wise old man won't [G] you help me please
[F]
My [Em] house is a squash and a [Am] _ squeeze
_ _ _ _ Take in your hen said the wise old [G] man
Take in my hen what a curious [F] plan
Well the hen laid an egg on the fireside [E] rug
And flapped around the room knocking over the [Am] jug
Little old lady cried what shall I [G] do
It was pokey for one and it's tiny for [F] two
My nose has a tickle and there's no room to sneeze
My [E] house is [Am] a squash and a squeeze
And she [C] said wise [G] old man won't you help me [Am] please
My house is a squash and a squeeze
Take in your goat said the wise old [G] man
Take in my goat what a curious [F] plan
Well the goat chewed the curtains and trot on the [E] egg
Then sat down to nibble the table [Am] leg
Little old lady cried glory [G] be
It was tiny for two and it's itchy for [F] three
The hen pecks the goat and the goat's got fleas
[Am] My house is a squash and a squeeze
And she [C] said wise [G] old man won't you help me [F] please
[E] My house is [Am] a squash and a squeeze
_ Take in your pig said the wise old [G] man
Take in my pig what a curious [F] plan
So she took in her pig who kept chasing the [E] hen
And raiding the cupboard again and [Am] again
Little old lady cried stop I [G] implore
It was titchy for three and it's teeny for [F] four
Even the pig in the cupboard agrees
[E] My house is [Am] a squash and a squeeze
_ [C] And she said wise [G] old man won't you help me [C] please
[E] My house is [Am] a squash and a squeeze
Take in your cow said the wise old [G] man
Take in my cow what a curious [F] plan
Well the cow took one look and charged straight at [E] the pig
Then jumped on the table and tapped out [Am] a jig
Little old lady cried heaven's [G] alive
It was teeny for four and it's weeny for [F] five
I'm tearing my hair out I'm down on my knees
[Em] My house is [Am] a squash and a squeeze
And she [C] said wise [G] old man won't you help me [F] please
[Ab] My house is a squash and a [Am] squeeze
_ Take them all out said the wise old [G] man
But then I'll be back where I first [F] began
So she opened the window and out flew the [E] hen
That's better at last I can sneeze [Am] again
She shooed out the goat and she shoved out the [G] pig
My house is beginning to feel pretty [F] big
She huffed and she puffed and she pushed out the [E] cow
Just look at my house it's enormous [Am] now
Thank you old man for the work you have [G] done
It was weeny for five it's gigantic for [F] one
There's no need to grumble and there's no need to grouse
[E] There's plenty of [Am] room in my house
[C] And now she's [G] full of frolics and fiddle dee [F] dees
[E] It is in a [Am] squash and a squeeze _
[C] Yes she's [G] full of frolics and fiddle dee [F] dees
It is in a [Am] squash and a squeeze
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