Chords for a song for kermit

My name is Kermit and I like to eat meat.
[C#] My name is Kermit and I like to have the wheeze.
[F] _ _ [B] My name is Kermit and sometimes I want to run into [C#] _ dimension. _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ My name is Kermit, I need to cry some more.
[C#] _ My name is Kermit, I'm a tribble on the [B] floor.
My name is Kermit, rubbing around my tummy is the best [C#] kind of _ _ _ attention.
_ _ [F#] My name is Kermit, I eat fast like the beast.
[C#] _ My name is Kermit, I have Jack Sparrow's disease.
[B] My name is Kermit, it's time for toothless [C#] brotherly _ _ sensation.
_ _ In [A#] your ears. _
[D#m] _ But sometimes Kermit gets flashbacks [B] of the old. _ _ _ _ _ _
[D#m] Sometimes Kermit needs to cry just a little [C#] bit more. _ _ _ _ _
[D#m] Sometimes when Kermit cries it sounds like [B] the door. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D#m] Sometimes Kermit drops his face into the [C#] _ floor.
Yes the floor.
My name [F#] is Kermit, I can shoot when I bark.
My name [C#] is Kermit, I procreate when I bark.
My name [B] is Kermit and I'm pinnacle of _ _ _ _ [C#] sophistication.
_ My name [F#] is Kermit.
_ [N] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ In your ears. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ And then we'll end the dinner tomorrow. _ _ _ _ _ _
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