Chords for A Gristmas Carol-Broadway Karkat

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_ _ _ Here's your [C] chance to sing along [Bb] now
Share [Eb] these lyrics with a chom or two
Raise your voice in Yuletide song now
All the tunes are old, the words are [Db] new
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] Someone please explain
[Db] Caroling to me is [Eb] the purpose not
To make someone's ears [Ab] bleed
What is the appeal in such cheery [Db] songs?
Why don't we just toss a [Eb] score and sing the lyrics wrong?
[Ab] Christmas songs, Christmas songs, fuck em up real good
[Cm] Maybe if we're lucky we'll [Bb] disturb the neighborhood
[Ab] Christmas songs, Christmas songs, screech em till your horse
[Bbm] You'd be not be wise to do this Paul
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[Bbm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ _ Ugly [Ab] sweater shopping time, just don't tell Kaniya
If she catches me in these threads [Db] she might set [Ab] me on fire
Dave rigged his with LEDs so it lights up brightly
Blinking [C] words on [Eb] scratchy wool must endure this [Db] shit [Ab] nightly
_ _ _ [Bb] This one goes out to all [Eb] the Johncat [F] shimmers
[Bb] Joy to the world except for John
I [Eb] hope [F] that fuckass dies _ _ _ _ _
_ There goes [C] Teresie with wayward vagabond again
[Bb] Scribbling on the [Cm] wall since I can't remember when
But [Eb] whatever the wreck or if there's no blank meteor left
I'll protect my precious [C] DVDs with everything [Eb] I have
[Am] Lest the Santa [D] Claus fall into [Bb] the wrong hands
This one's gonna be my magnum [Cm] opus
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[Eb] Oh [Ab] ancestors, [Eb] oh ancestors
Why [Fm] are you all _ [Eb] dysfunctional?
Oh [Cm] ancestors, [Eb] why [Fm] can't you see
The rightful leader [Eb] of this team?
Oh ancestors, [Db] [C] oh ancestors
It's [Bb] either this [Eb] or Cancri
_ [F] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ The grand finale was written by Sonicrocks
My socks didn't [F] use her [Bb] permission
_ On the [Eb] twelfth day of twelfth perigee
My mates brigade [Gm] to me
[Bb] Twelve rippling hoofbeats
Eleven frogs a-leaping
Ten empty buckets
Nine cans of Faygo
Eight spiders spinning Seven paraplegics
Six revving cheap [Eb] saws [F] Five _ [D] fuckasses
_ _ [Cm] Four cuttlefish
[Ab] Three sharp claws
Two sets of stairs
[Eb] And a scale beast hanging from the tree
_ [F] And _
_ [C] _ [F] _ last but not least in the true spirit of Christmas
[C] I shall [F] now complain
I can't [Bb] believe I wasted four whole minutes
[G] Of my [C] precious lifetime
I'm singing [Dm] stupid Christmas carols Again!
Seriously, what is wrong with me?
Now [Gm] please leave me [Bbm] alone _ _ _ _ _ _
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