Chords for 8 I Crapped Myself Into the Poorhouse
Tempo:
96.325 bpm
Chords used:
C#
B
F#
E
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
I thought man that is the greatest stuff in the world.
I want to grow up learn how to do that, right?
So I got to researching old Merle and I found out that Merle
Wrote most of his songs through experiences he'd had around Hazard, Kentucky in that coal mining area
He lived in up there, so I figured if I'm gonna be like Merle, I'm gonna have to go have an experience
But it wasn't one of them kind of experiences this happened to me and the guys we were out
we're out in Reno for about two weeks and
as the
Crew on the on the movie set will vouch for this.
I have a weakness.
I love to gamble
I mean, I walk from here to Murfreesboro, Tennessee barefooted for a crack game.
You know I'm saying I
Mean, you know
Too old stuff in life.
I'm tell you like it is
So while I was out there, I guess I spent 12 days of the two weeks out there hunkered over that crap tape
And here's a song I wrote about that experience now
I must ask you to listen very
Very intently because this is a story song, you know, if you miss one word you miss the whole thing and it's very serious
and listen to my
[B] [C#] problem
I [N] crap myself into the poor house
You're laughing at me lady.
I lose all my money and you want to laugh about it?
Now, please get a hold of yourself.
I'm gonna try this one more time at the top.
Maybe I wasn't serious [C#] enough
[B] [E] I crap myself [Gm] into
[A]
[C#] You're gonna love his next line why [F#] [C#] betcha I crapped a hundred [C#m] times
[C#] [C#m] [A]
[E] It took my money
[C#] Matter of fact took [F] everything [F#] old didn't leave me enough sense [B] to change my mind
[D] [D#] [Em] [D#]
Crap [Am] myself into the [C#] poor house.
Yes, I did
[F#]
[B] Took my
[Am] [C#] [N] Every time I needed a four or six or an eight or eleven I'd roll them bones
Oh, here come a seven, but I'm bound to go to heaven because I just blew all my money to
[G] [E] [F#]
I want to grow up learn how to do that, right?
So I got to researching old Merle and I found out that Merle
Wrote most of his songs through experiences he'd had around Hazard, Kentucky in that coal mining area
He lived in up there, so I figured if I'm gonna be like Merle, I'm gonna have to go have an experience
But it wasn't one of them kind of experiences this happened to me and the guys we were out
we're out in Reno for about two weeks and
as the
Crew on the on the movie set will vouch for this.
I have a weakness.
I love to gamble
I mean, I walk from here to Murfreesboro, Tennessee barefooted for a crack game.
You know I'm saying I
Mean, you know
Too old stuff in life.
I'm tell you like it is
So while I was out there, I guess I spent 12 days of the two weeks out there hunkered over that crap tape
And here's a song I wrote about that experience now
I must ask you to listen very
Very intently because this is a story song, you know, if you miss one word you miss the whole thing and it's very serious
and listen to my
[B] [C#] problem
I [N] crap myself into the poor house
You're laughing at me lady.
I lose all my money and you want to laugh about it?
Now, please get a hold of yourself.
I'm gonna try this one more time at the top.
Maybe I wasn't serious [C#] enough
[B] [E] I crap myself [Gm] into
[A]
[C#] You're gonna love his next line why [F#] [C#] betcha I crapped a hundred [C#m] times
[C#] [C#m] [A]
[E] It took my money
[C#] Matter of fact took [F] everything [F#] old didn't leave me enough sense [B] to change my mind
[D] [D#] [Em] [D#]
Crap [Am] myself into the [C#] poor house.
Yes, I did
[F#]
[B] Took my
[Am] [C#] [N] Every time I needed a four or six or an eight or eleven I'd roll them bones
Oh, here come a seven, but I'm bound to go to heaven because I just blew all my money to
[G] [E] [F#]
Key:
C#
B
F#
E
A
C#
B
F#
I thought man that is the greatest stuff in the world.
I want to grow up learn how to do that, right?
So I got to researching old Merle and I found out that Merle
Wrote most of his songs through experiences he'd had around Hazard, Kentucky in that coal mining area
He lived in up there, so _ I figured if I'm gonna be like Merle, I'm gonna have to go have an experience
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ But it wasn't one of them kind of experiences this happened to me and the guys we were out
we're out in Reno for about two weeks and
_ as the
Crew on the on the movie set will vouch for this.
I have a weakness. _
_ _ I love to gamble _ _ _
_ I mean, I walk from here to Murfreesboro, Tennessee barefooted for a crack game.
You know I'm saying I
Mean, you know
Too old stuff in life.
I'm tell you like it is
So while I was out there, _ I guess I spent 12 days of the two weeks out there hunkered over that crap tape
And here's a song I wrote about that experience now
I must ask you to listen very
Very intently because this is a story song, you know, if you miss one word you miss the whole thing and it's very serious
and listen to my _
_ _ [B] [C#] problem _ _ _ _
I [N] crap myself into the poor house _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ You're laughing at me lady.
_ _ _ I lose all my money and you want to laugh about it?
_ _ _ Now, please get a hold of yourself.
_ _ _ I'm gonna try this one more time at the top. _
Maybe I wasn't serious [C#] enough _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ [E] I crap myself [Gm] into
[A] _
_ [C#] _ _ _ You're gonna love his next line why _ [F#] _ [C#] betcha I crapped a hundred [C#m] times
_ [C#] _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ [A] _
[E] It took my money
[C#] _ Matter of fact took [F] everything [F#] old didn't leave me enough sense [B] to change my mind _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [D#] _ [Em] _ [D#]
Crap [Am] myself into the [C#] poor house.
Yes, I did
[F#] _
[B] Took my
_ [Am] _ [C#] _ [N] Every time I needed a four or six or an eight or eleven I'd roll them bones
Oh, here come a seven, but I'm bound to go to heaven because I just blew all my money to
_ [G] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _
I want to grow up learn how to do that, right?
So I got to researching old Merle and I found out that Merle
Wrote most of his songs through experiences he'd had around Hazard, Kentucky in that coal mining area
He lived in up there, so _ I figured if I'm gonna be like Merle, I'm gonna have to go have an experience
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ But it wasn't one of them kind of experiences this happened to me and the guys we were out
we're out in Reno for about two weeks and
_ as the
Crew on the on the movie set will vouch for this.
I have a weakness. _
_ _ I love to gamble _ _ _
_ I mean, I walk from here to Murfreesboro, Tennessee barefooted for a crack game.
You know I'm saying I
Mean, you know
Too old stuff in life.
I'm tell you like it is
So while I was out there, _ I guess I spent 12 days of the two weeks out there hunkered over that crap tape
And here's a song I wrote about that experience now
I must ask you to listen very
Very intently because this is a story song, you know, if you miss one word you miss the whole thing and it's very serious
and listen to my _
_ _ [B] [C#] problem _ _ _ _
I [N] crap myself into the poor house _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ You're laughing at me lady.
_ _ _ I lose all my money and you want to laugh about it?
_ _ _ Now, please get a hold of yourself.
_ _ _ I'm gonna try this one more time at the top. _
Maybe I wasn't serious [C#] enough _ _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ [E] I crap myself [Gm] into
[A] _
_ [C#] _ _ _ You're gonna love his next line why _ [F#] _ [C#] betcha I crapped a hundred [C#m] times
_ [C#] _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ [A] _
[E] It took my money
[C#] _ Matter of fact took [F] everything [F#] old didn't leave me enough sense [B] to change my mind _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [D#] _ [Em] _ [D#]
Crap [Am] myself into the [C#] poor house.
Yes, I did
[F#] _
[B] Took my
_ [Am] _ [C#] _ [N] Every time I needed a four or six or an eight or eleven I'd roll them bones
Oh, here come a seven, but I'm bound to go to heaven because I just blew all my money to
_ [G] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _