78rpm: Twisted - Annie Ross, 1952 - Prestige 794 Chords

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_ _ _ [Bbm] My analyst told [F] me that [Eb] I was right out of my head, so he [Bb] described it.
[Gm] He said I'd be better [Eb] dead than alive.
I didn't listen to his jive.
I knew [F] all along he [Em] was all wrong, [Eb] and I knew that he thought I
[Cm] _ was crazy, [Bb] but I'm not.
Oh, no.
[G] _ _ My analyst told [F] me that [Cm] I was right out of my head, [Fm] that I'd need treatment, [Gm] but [Bb] I'm not that easily led.
[A] He said I was the [Eb] type that was most inclined when out of his sight,
but [Fm] he was out of [Em] my mind, [Cm] and he thought I was nuts.
No more his sore [Bb] hands are, but [F] so no.
[G] _ _ _ They say as [Eb] a child I appeared [F] a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas,
[Ab] but I knew what [G] was happening.
I knew [Eb] I was a genius.
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[Cm] What's so strange if you know that you're a wizard at three?
_ I knew that this was meant [Bb] for me.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ I heard little children [Bbm] were supposed to sleep [F] tight. _
That's why [Fm] I drank a sip of vodka [Ab] one night.
My [Eb] parents got frantic, didn't know what to do, but I saw some [F] crazy scenes before I [Ab] came to.
[Cm] Now,
do you think I was crazy?
I [B] may have been only [F] three, but I [Gm] was [Cm] swinging.
_ [F] They all have today.
[Bb] Graham fell.
[Ab] They [Eb] all have today.
Edison, [Bb] and also Einstein.
[F] So why should I feel sorry [Eb] if they just couldn't understand the reasoning and the logic [Bb] that went on in [F] my head?
I had a [Em] brain, it wasn't [Cm] great, though.
It just left some life in [F] me when I [B] refused to write on all those awful
[Gm] decorative puzzles, [Cm] all because there [F] was no driver on the top.
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[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ My analyst [Gm] told me that I was right out of my [G] head, the way he described [Gm] it.
He said I'd [Bb] be better dead than alive.
[Eb] I didn't listen to his [F] jive.
I [Cm] knew all along he [E] was all wrong,
[Eb] and I knew that he thought [Cm] _ [B] I was crazy, but I'm not.
Oh, no.
[G] _ _ _ My analyst told me [Eb] that I was right out of my head, [F] but I said, dear [Gm] doctor, I [Bb] think that it's [E] you instead.
[Eb] I have got a thing that's unique [Gm] and new.
It proves that [Cm] I'll have a laugh-lap on you,
cause instead of one [F] head, _ I [Eb] got two.
And you know two heads are [Bb] better than _ [E] one.
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