Chords for 2 GUYS, 1 GUITAR, AND A JOINT

_ One, two, I kinda hate [Ab] dancing but I'll dance tonight
Don't [Bbm] ask me why, I just might
I just [B] took four shots of the JD off of a [Db] lady's thigh
It [Ab] was tight, we had mad fun, now it's back to the lab one
[Bb] Thing that I gotta make clear is that the lab [B] ain't a place
Where I do my chemistry, get my blood [Eb] growing or train rides
It's where we lay [Ab] verses down
I'll be in a sophomore's dorm, do you wanna come [Bb] inside?
It's [Abm] a lot more warm
Thank you, thought we'd maybe drink hot [Db] chocolate
But now we're in [Ab] the hall making softcore porn College rules
Yes it [Bbm] does, I've seen some impressive [Abm] stuff
Met this chick from Texas, [Db] made me fumble [Abm] all my sentences
But I'm frontin' cause I'm usually [Bbm] in my room with [Abm] some cheap liquor
Bass boom and at three in the morning I'm [Dbm] recording
[Ebm] Waking up [E] my mom and [Gb] my dad and [Abm] my little sister
I'm in the basement and I'm naked, I'm [Bbm] eating dinner
Watching [Gb] [Abm] Pleasantville on the television, having fantasies
In my [Dbm] head I've been [Ebm] spooning with Reese [E] with her spoon
[Gm] Eating Reese's [Ab] with her spoon
Okay I'm back now with the [Bb] fast sound and a track outfit
In for a packed house, [B] but if I wore a track outfit
It wouldn't [Db] attract crowds or make them [Ab] clap loud
Cause like I said it's a mad sound
Man y'all [Abm] ain't ready to put the level of [Db] my decibels
I'm murderin' every mother
I need a professional [Abm] or a doctor
But switch the [Dbm] R or the D
[Ebm] Cause the [E] competition's not [Gb] getting close but [E] it's getting close
This [Gb] life ain't half bad
Yeah [B] I got this check and [Ebm] I got this clip
And [Abm] I got these raps and [Gb] I got some bitches [E] I could hit up
I'm [Gb] in La La Land
Yeah [B] I'm all off track but I like it like that
I [Abm] like it like that yeah [Eb] it ain't half bad
[E] I'm doing nothing [Gb] tonight
Gonna [B] waste my [Ebm] time and give up [Abm] on the fight
[Gb] And [E] darling I'll stay doing nothing
[Gb] Getting high and getting drunk and [B] it don't matter
[Ebm] Cause I'm feeling [Eb] alright
I'm doing [Abm] nothing _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Ab] Truth be told I'm thinking about a giant mansion
With all kinds of fancy designer [Abm] brands
And a tall guy that stands by [Ab] the entrance Invite only
[B] _ [Db] [Ab] Cause if all eyes are glancing in my direction
Of course my reaction is pride [Abm] and arrogance
Like a fucking dozen lions [Db] bragging the baddest
[Ab] The break since Bryan Cranston with a list
So this could get messy
I don't give a fuck man [Bbm] I cook test
Test me [Abm] same at the core as I was 12th grade
But [Db] I'm more sex crazed and [Ab] mature and I look less preppy now
But I bet I'm only getting better
That's a fact and you can bet on that
Rappers better [Abm] get on back
Cause even later when you're drinking in the bar
You're [Gb] beating her really hard so you better rock [Abm] a metal hat
I sat out once and tried to [Bbm] argue
Get it where my head is at
I never wanna [Eb] sell all my better
And [E] I'm trucking back and forth between [Dbm] chords and beats
Cause I'm [Ebm] electronic [E] subversive
Popping [Gb] to phonic [Abm] acoustic metal rap
You say rappers [Bbm] talking a lot about their hood roots
We're [B] all well [Dbm] aware that you're [Abm] from Delaware
So put that suburban [Gb] education [Dbm] to good [Ebm] use
Cause you're [E] a fat black [Gm] rapper but you [Ab] would never strap
Gassing me up while she's going down
Your dick's huge so [Abm] don't blow it out of proportion
Fucking these trashy ass sluts and [Db] slowing me down
It's just [Ab] a habit I don't know how to divorce it but
I'm finding as time advances that [Bb] my mind expands
Like a giant bath [B] sponge
It's like I'm on an island [Dbm] strand
You'll [Ebm] never see me [E] again like [Gb] the guy from [E] Hanson out
This [Gb] life ain't half bad
[B] Yeah I got this jack and I got this clip
[Abm] And I got these raps [Gb] and I got some bitches
[E] I can hit up
I'm [Gb] in la la land
[B] Yeah I'm all up track but I like it like that
[Abm] I like it like that [Eb] yeah that ain't half bad
[E] _ I'm doing nothing [Gb] tonight
Gonna [B] waste my [Ebm] time and give up [Abm] on the fight
[Gb] _ [E] And darling I'll stay doing nothing
[Gb] Getting high and getting drunk
[B] And it don't matter [Ebm] cause I'm feeling [Eb] alright
I'm [Abm] doing nothing _ _
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[Bbm] _ _ [Ebm] I'm [Dbm] _ [Abm] _ _ _
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_ [F] _ doing nothing [G] tonight
Gonna [C] waste my [Em] time and give up [Am] on the fight
[G] _
[F] And darling I'll stay doing nothing
[G] Getting high and getting drunk
[C] And it don't matter cause I'm feeling [E] alright
I'm doing [G] nothing
[Am] _ [F] _ [N] _ _ _ _
Yes
_ I [Gm] got a couple rules that I live by
1.
Don't fuck prostitutes.
2.
Don't get little [N] kids high.
3.
Don't trust [G] hospitals.
_ Besides that, let's party.
I woke up with a blanket naked on my back this morning.
Only thing I recall, I was staring at [D] this shorty
and she said, Johnny, do you wanna come [Gm] to Castle of Forty?
I said, [Eb] maybe I would be a [Bb] mason.
We could leave [F] this town for a little vacation.
[Gm] On a [Eb] beach in town, being legally [C] blatant.
[F] Legally blatant.
Legally [Gm] blatant.
[Eb] We could [Bb] rearrange our futures
[F] and maybe even believe some [Eb] greatness.
It could happen if anything happens to me. _ _ _ _ _ _
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