Chords for 10 Unforgettable Zakk Wylde Moments

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_ [A] This is this fucking bullshit [G] that we got to cut [Ab] shit out.
It's our DVD
Well, [G] no, that's it.
No, that's not what I was explained to [Fm] the way
I was [Em] explaining was they wanted to focus on one or two songs and the best of the batch and [Fm] use that as you did
On the other DVD from [G] Japan.
All right, it was not [N] in the original set that we did with Robert.
This is
Like right that one two drum solos and he get picked from the back to the truth
But no, you know what the first thing was awesome second night.
So the [Abm] master is smoking
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We're fucking Ozzy Osbourne would not cut out any [F] songs
For [G] any other fucking band.
[N] Absolutely.
I've learned from the old man.
All right
The old man you go fuck off.
It's a fucking live show.
It's ruthless and fucking insane
Listen to the fucking CD if you want to listen to motherfucking CD.
I [F] don't want to go see a fucking
[Db] Replica of the [Ab] fucking CD I can always listen to that at home and sure go off in my fucking bedroom [G] with the lights down
You know, have you ever been in Russia either of you?
_ _ But what do they call the [Gm] bus
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_ I'm the only reason why I've come on this thing to find out all of us find out [B] why it's the magic
House was having a cup of tea and I was having a cup of coffee with him and
Mom and Barb went out to go see a movie or something like that.
So we're [Abm] in the house and he was _
[N] Like I don't drink anymore I don't do drugs anymore
I don't even [Fm] smoke good if I thought [Abm] I'd give that up [Bb] he goes
_ He goes my [Ab] schlong [Bb] doesn't even [E] work
Then I go I go
Ozzy [Am] yes, then I'll just pause it [Ab] for a second.
He looks [N] me right in the eyes.
He goes Zach
Why am I alive? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Ab] With pinched harmonics, okay now when you when you take something if for example if [Eb] you take a like a
Tapestry [Ebm] and it's never been done before
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_ [Abm] _ _ _ [Eb] you do everybody knows it's you basically say ruin it for everyone
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[G] Know
All I'm trying to do is just get the thing [Am] off the stage [G] start kicking the monitor off I'm like thank God now
I'm [E] not getting like
decapitated [G] by this
Fucking monitor put the guys just figured fuck.
Maybe just fell down
Maybe he wants it [B] back and the guys kept putting the goddamn
On stage that they could do me a favor
[G] You notice [Bm] the thing keeps coming back up [B] so I gotta sing so I can't sing tell the guys [G] those guys _
Just leave it on the fucking ground.
I don't need it.
It's just pure black label comedy.
You know what I mean?
It's just like yeah, but I don't want [E] it
You're [G] gonna get it so it doesn't matter.
You try to do something right?
It just [C] goes terribly wrong.
[G] It's pretty goddamn terrible
I'm actually fighting with [C] an inanimate object
It's like there's a lot of it knew anything you know, and I'm just like completely pissed off
It's I'm just kicking the balls or something like that.
I just got up
I'm like punching the thing and ripping the cables out from the ground
_ [B] Just like what are you doing?
Just [G] stop but pure black label fashion.
We [Em] can't
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