The Whole Damn Thing Chords by Those Darlins

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_ _ I'm drunk [F] and [C] I ate a chicken I _ ate a chicken [G] I found in [C] my kitchen _
_ Not just [F] a leg and not [C] just a wing _ I'd like to let you [G] know that I ate the whole
[C] damn thing _ Well I was drinking [F] drunk I [C] must have been
half fine _ But when I found that [G] chicken she was all
[C] mine _ _ I don't know where she [F] come from or [C] how long
she was there _ _ But I ate her [G] anyway cause I was moving [C] I
didn't care _ And I got [F] drunk and [C] I ate a chicken
_ I ate a [G] chicken I [C] found in my kitchen _ Not just a [F] leg and [C] not just a wing
_ _ I'd like [G] to let you know that I ate [C] the whole damn thing
_ [F] Well it turns out she's been there [C] for a while _ _ [G] But it [C] don't matter [G] to me
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She was headed for [F] the garden _ [C] And the [G] cat was [C] for me _
And I got [F] drunk and I [C] ate a chicken _ _ I ate [G] a chicken I found in [C] my kitchen _
_ Not just a leg and not just a wing _ I'd like to let you [G] know that I ate [C] the whole
damn thing _ And I'm [Dm] sitting [C] in my kitchen
_ And I'm wondering [G] [C] where's my chicken I don't know what to [F] do [C] it's so alone
_ Cause the only friend I [G] have is my chicken [C]
bone
_ And I got [F] [C] drunk and I ate a chicken _ _ I ate a [G] chicken I [C] found in my kitchen
_ _ Not just a [F] leg and [C] not just a wing _ I'd like to let you [G] know that I ate the whole
[C] _ _ damn thing I'd like to let you [G] know that I ate the whole [C] damn thing
_ I'd like to let you [G] know that I ate the whole _ [C] damn _ _ thing
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