Peanut Butter Conspiracy Chords by Jimmy Buffett

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_ Looking back at [G] my hard luck days, [F] I really do have [C] to laugh. _
_ Working in a [G] dive for $26, _ [F] spending it all [G] on draft. _
_ [F] We were hungry [C] hard luck heroes, [F] trying just to stay [G] alive. _
_ _ [F] We'd go down to [C] the corner grocery, _ [D] this is how we'd [G] survive.
_ _ [C] Who's gonna steal the peanut [Cm] butter?
_ [F] I'll get the can [C] of sardines.
_ Running up and down the aisle of the [D] minimart, sticking food in [G] our jeans.
[Gm] _ [F] We never took more [C] than we could eat, [F] there was plenty left [G] on the rack.
_ _ [F] We all swore [C] if we ever got rich, [G] we would pay the [C] minimart [F] back.
_ Yes sir, _ [C] yes sir, [G] we would pay the [C] minimart back. _ _ _ _ _
It was a two man _ [G] operation, _ had [F] it all down [C] on a note. _
_ _ Ricky would watch [G] that big round mirror [F] and I'd fill up [G] my coke.
_ _ [F] Then we'd head [C] forth and check out aisle, [F] with a lemon and a bottle [G] of beer.
_ _ [F] Into the car [C] got to make it on home, [D] supper _ [Gm] time's getting near.
[G] _ [C] Who's gonna steal the peanut butter?
[F] I'll get the can [C] of sardines.
_ _ Running up and down the aisle of the [D] minimart, sticking food in [C] our jeans.
[G] _ [F] We never took [C] more than we could eat, [F] there was plenty left [G] on the rack.
_ _ [F] We all swore [C] if we ever got rich, [G] we would pay the [C] minimart [F] back.
Yes sir, _ [C] yes sir, [G] we would pay the [C] minimart back. _ _ _ _ _
I guess every good picker has [G] had some hard [F] times, I sure had [C] my share.
_ It's really kind of funny to [G] laugh at them now, [F] but I don't want to go [G] back there.
_ [F] So every now and then [C] when I'm in the grocery, [F] I'll take a little but [G] not much.
_ [F] Cause you never know when [C] those hard times will hit [D] you, and I don't want to [G] lose my [Am]
[Gm] touch.
[C] So who's gonna steal the peanut butter?
I'll [F] get [C] the can of sardines.
_ _ Running up and down the aisle of the [D] minimart, sticking food in [G] our jeans.
_ [F] We never took more [C] than we could eat, [F] there was plenty left [G] on the rack.
_ _ [F] We all swore [C] if we ever got rich, [G] we would pay the [C] minimart [F] back.
[C] Yes [F] sir, [C] yes [G] sir, we would pay the [C] minimart [F] back.
_ [C] [Fm] Yes sir, [C] yes [G] sir, we would pay [C] the minimart back. _ _
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