Chords for 'On My Little Two Acre Farm' - Wilf Carter (Montana Slim)

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[C] _ Oh, the old sow pig as I'll serve the old brown [G] cow and dry,
The mice got in the feed bin and ate the [C] oats and rye,
The kitten was a-playing with a ball of [G] cotton yarn,
I hid a jug of applejack out in the [C] old red barn,
[F] On my little two-acre farm, [C] on my little two-acre farm,
[G] While I'm paying off the mortgage on my little two [C]-acre farm.
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[C] _ I never get up early, I sleep till [G] half past eight,
Old Dobbin gets so hungry he breaks down the [C] old farm gate,
Oh, I do all the plowing with a slow old [G] pokey nag,
Then take a nip of applejack when I get so [C] feeling sad,
[F] On my little two-acre farm, [C] on my little two-acre farm,
[G] While I'm paying off the mortgage on my little [C] two-acre farm. _ _ _ _ _ _
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[C] _ The hen poof is so lousy, the hens can't [G] sleep at night,
The rooster crows and struts around the kitten [C] for a fight,
Her robins ate the cherries while I'm perching [G] in the tree,
My old hound dog would bark at them when he wasn't [C] scratching fleas,
[F] On my little two-acre farm, [C] on my little two-acre farm,
While [G] I'm paying off the mortgage on my little [C] two-acre [F] [G] farm. _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ The old cow in the pasture couldn't find [G] enough to eat,
She crawled right through the old wire fence and ate the [C] neighbor's wheat,
It sure gave her the tummy ache she'd ever [G] made it back,
That night I drowned with sorrows drinking all [C] my applejack,
[F] On my little two-acre farm, [C] on my little two-acre farm,
[G] While I'm paying off the mortgage on my little [C] two-acre farm. _ _ _ _ _ _
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[C] _ We sure do have a grand time when the kinsfolk [G] come around,
My wife has got more relatives than fleas on [C] my old hound,
The mice are in the pantry and nibbling [G] all night long,
And I sure have my troubles as I sing my [C] little song,
[F] On my little two-acre farm, [C] on my little two-acre farm,
[G] While I'm paying off the mortgage on my little two [C]-acre farm. _ _ _ _ _ _
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