Chords for "Not Soggy Bottom Boys" singing "Dead Skunk in the Middle of The Road"
Tempo:
71.9 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
B
A
Eb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
I'm ready for a sermon now.
Okay, our next and final act, and you know they say last but not least, but this I'm not so sure about.
Our undefeated champions of last year are, oh lord, help me keep my stomach together for the soggy mountain boys.
How y'all doing?
Good, Mr.
Davies.
We didn't know y'all was going to have a group of pretty women singing.
We're white girls.
We brought our girlfriends with us.
We couldn't get them across the [B] border.
[F] You know last year when we was here we had [D] a real good time.
Y'all was nice enough to give us that big ole trophy.
Where'd they bury that big [Bb] ole trophy?
[N] I was really hoping there was a little bit of cash involved with it, but we needed gasoline for the station wagon.
But we pushed it back on up the hill.
We was coming down the highway late last night, coming down here in our station wagon.
We almost didn't make it.
[D] This little fella ran right out in the road in front of us [Eb] and we smacked him a good one.
[E] It's a wonder we wasn't killed.
[B] Brother Mike here, he said it was a [Eb] sign from God that we wasn't killed.
[C] Wish we could save a little bit more for that fella we hit, cause he gone through the [B] high heaven now.
[G] So brother Donnie, cause Donnie he's graduated in the first grade and [C] he can write.
He said I think we ought to [Eb] write a song about that incident.
[D] So this song is a true story.
We wrote it last [D] night.
Crossing the highway [A] late last night.
[G] You should have looked left [D] and you should have looked right.
You didn't see the station [B] wagon car.
[G] You skunk got squashed [D] and there you are.
You got your dead skunk in [A] the middle of the road.
[G] Dead skunk [D] in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk in the [B] middle of the road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
Well take a whip on me, [A] that ain't no roadies.
[Bm] Roll up your window [D] and hold your nose.
You don't have to look, [A] you don't have to [G] see.
You can feel it in your old [D] factory.
You got your dead skunk [B] in the middle of the road.
Dead [G] skunk in the [D] middle of the road.
Dead [B] skunk in the middle of [G] the road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
Well you got your dead cat.
[A] You got your dead dog [G] on a moonlit night.
You [D] got a dead cold frog.
You got your dead [B] rabbit, your dead [G] raccoon.
The blood in their guts are gonna [D] make you swoon.
[E] You got your dead skunk [B] in the middle of the road.
[G] Dead skunk [D] in the middle of the road.
[G] Dead skunk in the middle of the road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
Well come on now, you got it.
It's [A] dead.
[G] Dead skunk [D] in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk [A] in the middle of the [E] road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
[A]
[N] Where'd my brother Mike go?
Thank you very much.
[Bb]
Brother Danny, I was just wondering,
since we didn't get here in time,
because we was trying to make a design of Manor Juice,
if we couldn't get them girls to sing again
so we could see and hear them,
what'd y'all think about that?
Okay, our next and final act, and you know they say last but not least, but this I'm not so sure about.
Our undefeated champions of last year are, oh lord, help me keep my stomach together for the soggy mountain boys.
How y'all doing?
Good, Mr.
Davies.
We didn't know y'all was going to have a group of pretty women singing.
We're white girls.
We brought our girlfriends with us.
We couldn't get them across the [B] border.
[F] You know last year when we was here we had [D] a real good time.
Y'all was nice enough to give us that big ole trophy.
Where'd they bury that big [Bb] ole trophy?
[N] I was really hoping there was a little bit of cash involved with it, but we needed gasoline for the station wagon.
But we pushed it back on up the hill.
We was coming down the highway late last night, coming down here in our station wagon.
We almost didn't make it.
[D] This little fella ran right out in the road in front of us [Eb] and we smacked him a good one.
[E] It's a wonder we wasn't killed.
[B] Brother Mike here, he said it was a [Eb] sign from God that we wasn't killed.
[C] Wish we could save a little bit more for that fella we hit, cause he gone through the [B] high heaven now.
[G] So brother Donnie, cause Donnie he's graduated in the first grade and [C] he can write.
He said I think we ought to [Eb] write a song about that incident.
[D] So this song is a true story.
We wrote it last [D] night.
Crossing the highway [A] late last night.
[G] You should have looked left [D] and you should have looked right.
You didn't see the station [B] wagon car.
[G] You skunk got squashed [D] and there you are.
You got your dead skunk in [A] the middle of the road.
[G] Dead skunk [D] in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk in the [B] middle of the road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
Well take a whip on me, [A] that ain't no roadies.
[Bm] Roll up your window [D] and hold your nose.
You don't have to look, [A] you don't have to [G] see.
You can feel it in your old [D] factory.
You got your dead skunk [B] in the middle of the road.
Dead [G] skunk in the [D] middle of the road.
Dead [B] skunk in the middle of [G] the road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
Well you got your dead cat.
[A] You got your dead dog [G] on a moonlit night.
You [D] got a dead cold frog.
You got your dead [B] rabbit, your dead [G] raccoon.
The blood in their guts are gonna [D] make you swoon.
[E] You got your dead skunk [B] in the middle of the road.
[G] Dead skunk [D] in the middle of the road.
[G] Dead skunk in the middle of the road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
Well come on now, you got it.
It's [A] dead.
[G] Dead skunk [D] in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk [A] in the middle of the [E] road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
[A]
[N] Where'd my brother Mike go?
Thank you very much.
[Bb]
Brother Danny, I was just wondering,
since we didn't get here in time,
because we was trying to make a design of Manor Juice,
if we couldn't get them girls to sing again
so we could see and hear them,
what'd y'all think about that?
Key:
D
G
B
A
Eb
D
G
B
I'm ready for a sermon now.
_ Okay, our next and final act, and you know they say last but not least, but this I'm not so sure about.
Our undefeated champions of last year are, oh lord, _ help me keep my stomach together for the soggy mountain boys. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
How y'all doing?
Good, _ Mr.
Davies.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ We didn't know y'all was going to have a group of pretty women singing.
We're white girls. _
_ _ We brought our girlfriends with us. _
We couldn't get them across the [B] border.
[F] You know last year when we was here we had [D] a real good time.
Y'all was nice enough to give us that big ole trophy.
Where'd they bury that big [Bb] ole trophy? _
[N] I was really hoping there was a little bit of cash involved with it, but we needed gasoline for the station wagon.
_ _ But we pushed it back on up the hill. _ _
We was coming down the highway late last night, coming down here in our station wagon.
We almost didn't make it.
[D] This little fella ran right out in the road in front of us [Eb] and we smacked him a good one.
[E] It's a wonder we wasn't killed.
_ [B] _ Brother Mike here, he said it was a [Eb] sign from God that we wasn't killed.
_ [C] Wish we could save a little bit more for that fella we hit, cause he gone through the [B] high heaven now.
_ [G] So brother Donnie, cause Donnie he's graduated in the first grade and [C] he can write.
He said I think we ought to [Eb] write a song about that incident.
[D] So this song is a true story.
We wrote it last [D] night.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Crossing the highway [A] late last night.
[G] You should have looked left [D] and you should have looked right.
You didn't see the station [B] wagon car.
[G] You skunk got squashed [D] and there you are.
You got your dead skunk in [A] the middle of the road.
[G] Dead skunk [D] in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk in the [B] middle of the road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
_ Well take a whip on me, [A] that ain't no roadies.
[Bm] Roll up your window [D] and hold your nose.
You don't have to look, [A] you don't have to [G] see.
You can feel it in your old [D] factory.
_ You got your dead skunk [B] in the middle of the road.
Dead [G] skunk in the [D] middle of the road.
Dead [B] skunk in the middle of [G] the road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
_ Well you got your dead cat.
[A] You got your dead dog [G] on a moonlit night.
You [D] got a dead cold frog.
You got your dead [B] rabbit, your dead [G] raccoon.
The blood in their guts are gonna [D] make you swoon.
[E] You got your dead skunk [B] in the middle of the road.
[G] Dead skunk [D] in the middle of the road.
[G] Dead skunk in the middle of the road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
Well come on now, you got it.
It's [A] dead. _
[G] Dead skunk [D] in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk [A] in the middle of the [E] road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
_ [A] _ _ _
_ [N] Where'd my brother Mike go?
_ _ Thank you very much.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Brother Danny, I was just wondering,
since we didn't get here in time,
because we was trying to make a design of Manor Juice,
if we couldn't get them girls to sing again
so we could see and hear them,
what'd y'all think about that? _ _ _ _ _
_ Okay, our next and final act, and you know they say last but not least, but this I'm not so sure about.
Our undefeated champions of last year are, oh lord, _ help me keep my stomach together for the soggy mountain boys. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
How y'all doing?
Good, _ Mr.
Davies.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ We didn't know y'all was going to have a group of pretty women singing.
We're white girls. _
_ _ We brought our girlfriends with us. _
We couldn't get them across the [B] border.
[F] You know last year when we was here we had [D] a real good time.
Y'all was nice enough to give us that big ole trophy.
Where'd they bury that big [Bb] ole trophy? _
[N] I was really hoping there was a little bit of cash involved with it, but we needed gasoline for the station wagon.
_ _ But we pushed it back on up the hill. _ _
We was coming down the highway late last night, coming down here in our station wagon.
We almost didn't make it.
[D] This little fella ran right out in the road in front of us [Eb] and we smacked him a good one.
[E] It's a wonder we wasn't killed.
_ [B] _ Brother Mike here, he said it was a [Eb] sign from God that we wasn't killed.
_ [C] Wish we could save a little bit more for that fella we hit, cause he gone through the [B] high heaven now.
_ [G] So brother Donnie, cause Donnie he's graduated in the first grade and [C] he can write.
He said I think we ought to [Eb] write a song about that incident.
[D] So this song is a true story.
We wrote it last [D] night.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Crossing the highway [A] late last night.
[G] You should have looked left [D] and you should have looked right.
You didn't see the station [B] wagon car.
[G] You skunk got squashed [D] and there you are.
You got your dead skunk in [A] the middle of the road.
[G] Dead skunk [D] in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk in the [B] middle of the road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
_ Well take a whip on me, [A] that ain't no roadies.
[Bm] Roll up your window [D] and hold your nose.
You don't have to look, [A] you don't have to [G] see.
You can feel it in your old [D] factory.
_ You got your dead skunk [B] in the middle of the road.
Dead [G] skunk in the [D] middle of the road.
Dead [B] skunk in the middle of [G] the road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
_ Well you got your dead cat.
[A] You got your dead dog [G] on a moonlit night.
You [D] got a dead cold frog.
You got your dead [B] rabbit, your dead [G] raccoon.
The blood in their guts are gonna [D] make you swoon.
[E] You got your dead skunk [B] in the middle of the road.
[G] Dead skunk [D] in the middle of the road.
[G] Dead skunk in the middle of the road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
Well come on now, you got it.
It's [A] dead. _
[G] Dead skunk [D] in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk [A] in the middle of the [E] road.
Stinking to high [D] heaven.
_ [A] _ _ _
_ [N] Where'd my brother Mike go?
_ _ Thank you very much.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Brother Danny, I was just wondering,
since we didn't get here in time,
because we was trying to make a design of Manor Juice,
if we couldn't get them girls to sing again
so we could see and hear them,
what'd y'all think about that? _ _ _ _ _