Chords for "Natural Disaster" (Original Song)

_ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Gm] _
[B] _ [C] _ [Eb] _ [G] _ You're the [Eb] patron [Dm] saint of [B] raining [Am] on [Eb] parades, [G] honey
[Bb] [B] You don't even [Gm] have [Bb] to try, [B] you [Gm] just do [B] That's just [Cm] the way [Gm] it is, don't [C] think I'm
[Eb] pointing [G] blame, honey [C] Cause [Eb] it sucks [G] as much [Am] for us [Bbm] as [Ab] it [D] does for
[C] you Me and all [Eb] the cities [G] you've rolled through
[E] Since I'm not what you're after [Am] I'm [Ab] just [Cm] another victim of your [Dm] natural _ [Bb] disaster
[B] _ _ [Eb] _ [D] _
_ _ [G] _ _ Mother [Gm] Nature gave you powers [B] that you [Gm] hate, honey
But [Em] I would [Gm] kill to do the [B] damage [C] you [Gm] can do
You've [C] got a [Gm] million different options [Bm] on your [Eb] plate, [Dm] honey
And [C] what it [Bb] takes to make [C] somebody go and [Bm] sing the [C] blues
If _ I could just be in your [G] shoes [Gm] [E] Since I'm not what you're [Am] after
I'm just [Gbm] [E] another victim [Cm] of your [Bb] natural [Gm] disaster
[B] Now [Eb] _ [G] _ [Am] _
[Bbm] _ [Bm] _ [C] there's another sucker with a story like mine
[B] In [B] need of FEMA [Bb] relief, [B] yeah [Gm] But I'm the one who's gotta hold this hurricane _
[D] tight [Eb] Even though it gives me [D] so much grief, [Gm] no,
no I know all of this is [B] driving you [Cm]
[Gm] insane, honey
[B] [Cm] I'm well aware [Gm] that you're [Bb] alone [Eb] and need [Dbm] a friend
[G] I won't apologize for drowning in your rain, honey
So [C] tell me what we're gonna do cause [Gb] I'm at [Em] my [F] wits end
[C] _ _ _ Maybe we could [G] just pretend [E] and cover up with [Em] laughter
The fact [Cm] that I'm a victim of your [D] natural [G] disaster
_ _ [F] [E] I'm _ _ [Em] _
just another [Cm] victim of your [Dm] natural [G] disaster _
[Em] [Eb] Nailed [G] _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ it.