Less Than Zero Chords by Elvis Costello

[F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ [C] _
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ [F] the swastika tattooed, there is a vacancy waiting [C] in the English voodoo,
[Bb] of a V for [Gm] Vandal on the [G] field, the boss [Bb] had, had a number [Gm] that maybe he'll take into [C] bed,
to [Dm] detail his [C] life, or he'll wish that she [F] was [C] dead.
_ [F] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ Turn out the TV, [F] the windless man will suspect,
[Bb] and your mother won't detect [F] it, so your father won't [Bb] know.
They think that I [F] got no [Ebm] respect, but [Cm] everything [Bb] [F] means less than zero.
Hey!
_ [Bb] Hey!
[C] _ _
[F] _ Hey!
_ [Bb] _ [C] Hey! _
_ [F] _ I know that her sister [C] are doing [F] it again,
they got the finest home movies [C] that you have ever seen,
they [Bb] got a thousand [Gm] variations, every service with a smile,
they're gonna take a little break and they'll be back after a while,
[C] well I hear the [Dm] South America [C] is coming [F] in [C] style.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ Turn out the TV, [F] the windless man will suspect,
[Bb] and your mother won't detect it, [F] so your father won't know.
[Bb] _ They think [F] that I got no respect, [Eb] but _ [C] everything [F] means less than zero.
Hey!
[Bb] _ [C] Hey! _
[F] _ _ Hey!
[Bb] _ [C] Hey! _
_ _ [F] The blue-eyed still [C] smoking, a man lay on the floor,
[F] Mr.
Oswald said he had [C] an understanding,
[F] well, the lawyer [Bb] said he heard about a couple living [Gm] in the U.S.A.,
he [Bb] said they traded him, they made him a [Gm] _
Chevrolet,
and [C] talked about [Dm] the future, [C] now with what [F] they passed [C] away.
_ [F] _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ Turn out the TV, [F] the windless man will suspect,
[Bb] and your mother won't detect it, [F] so your father won't [Bb] know.
_ They think [F] that I got no respect, [Ebm] but _ [C] [Bb] everything means [D]
less than [F] zero.
Hey!
[Bb] _ [C] Hey! _
[F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] Hey!
[F] _ Hey!
_ [Bb] Hey!
[C] _ _
[F] _ _ _ [Bb] Hey!
_ [C] _ _
[F] _ Hey!
_ [Bb] _ _ [F] Hey!
_ Hey!
_ [Bb] Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
[F] _ _
_ Hey!
Hey!
_ [Bb] [C] Hey!
_ [F] _
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
[Bb] _ [C] Hey!
_ [F]
Hey! _ _ _ _ _ _ _