Chords for "I'll Be Killing You (This Christmas)" by Loudon Wainwright III

[B] _ [G#m] _ [A] _ _ I'll [C] be killing [B] you [Bm] this _ _ [D] [E] Christmas _
[G#] Tis [A] _ _ [C#m] _ [F#m] the season [Em] you must [E] die
_ _ [Dm] _ _
[Gm] [Bm] No, there's no [F#] way [D] that you'll [E] miss this
[C#] A [D] _ Bushmaster's [Bm] on my wish [F] list
_ [F#m] My right [C#] to bear [F#m] arms you [D] cannot deny
_ _ [Bm] _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [C] I'll be [B] shooting folks [Bm] this _ _ [D] Christmas
[G#] But _ [A] _ there's no [F#m] need to be [E] worried or alarmed
_ [D] _ _
[C#m] _ _ [Bm] What's [A#] wrong [D] with a [E] handgun
[D] When _ [Bm] everybody _ [F] has one
_ [F#m] Which is why we all [G#m] need to [Bm] be _ armed
[G#] _ [E]
That's right, [A] I'm _ [G#] armed and [D#] dangerous [Bm] this _ _ [D] [E] Christmas _
[G#] It's [A] _ _ [F#] an oxymoron, [G] I know [E] how it sounds
_ [Am] _ _
[A#] But [Bm] you won't pry [A#] my [D] fingers from [G#] it _
_ [D] My precious Second [F] Amendment
_ _ [F#m] _ Guarantees a clip that [D#] holds a [Bm] hundred [D] rounds _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [G#] _
Santa's [Cm] packing [Bm] heat this _ [E] Christmas _
[Fm] In [A] _ _ [C#m] your school, [F#m] your church, [C#] and your [E] department store
_ [A] The _
[D] _ _ [Bm] _ [G] evidence is [E] hazy
[C#m] _ [E] Background [Bm] checks can't kill the [C#] crazy
We [F#m] need _ [C#] firepower [A] that [G#m] can win [Bm] a [D] war _ _
And [F#m] so, _ _ [G#] I'll be [Cm] wasting you [Bm] this _ _ [D] _ [E] Christmas
[G#] _ [F#m] And _ [E] the [F#m] NRA, they lobby, [G] _ [E] so it's so _ _ _
[G#] _ _ [Bm] I love our great [E] nation _
[Fm] The [D] real world is my [E] PlayStation _
[C#] _ [F#m] I'll blow you [C#] away [A] beneath [G#m] the _ [Bm] mistletoe
[D] _ _ [G#] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ I'll be [Cm] killing you [Bm] this [D] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [A] Christmas _ _ _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ [Em] _ [A] _ _ _ _
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