Chords for "Garth's Much Too Dumb (To Go This Damn Woke)" 😆 | Buddy Brown | Truck Sessions

Truck Session.
Well y'all, Garth Brooks has decided to open up a brand new bar and serve every kind of beer.
Even the blue stuff.
And I'm cool with that.
This is America, it's a free country.
What I'm not cool with is Garth telling everybody about how inclusive he is,
and then saying anyone who doesn't come to his bar is an a-hole.
That's hypocritical as hell, Garth.
We all know what side you stand on,
so I wrote a 2023 version of this song for you.
I think y'all are gonna love this.
Here we go. _ _
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[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] The alphabet keeps [Am] getting longer,
_ _ [D] Seems there ain't no [G] end in sight.
[A] _ _ [G] I'm straight and blessed, don't wanna [Am] hear about the rest.
[D] Or go to Garth Brooks' [C] bar to [G] drink but light. _ _
Saw you singing [Am] for Joe Biden,
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[A] Growing up I [G] should've known.
_ Thought he was just like me, to [Am] tell the truth I just can't see.
[D] Why I thought [C] he was country for [G] so long.
The boycott [C] list is getting longer, country music's [Em] getting old.
Garth's much too dumb to go [G] this damn walk.
Me and [C] John Rich and Travis Tripp are the [D] only ones who I [Bm] ain't control.
[C] Garth's much [D] too dumb to go this damn [G] walk. _
_ [G] Country singers are getting [Am] younger,
Their [D] roots [C] you know they can't [G] recall.
I bet the ghost of Chris LeDoux has [A] got a fist inside 12th boot,
For [Em] treading on his name for so [G] damn long.
[C] The boycott list is getting longer, country music's [Em] getting old.
Garth's much [D] too dumb to go [G] this damn walk.
Me and John Rich and Travis Tripp are [D] the only ones who [Em] I ain't control.
[C] Garth's much too dumb to go this damn walk.
[Em] _ [Cm] Garth's much too dumb [D] to go this [G] damn walk. _
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