Chords for "Football vs Fútbol"
Tempo:
77.75 bpm
Chords used:
D
F
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
What's going on everybody welcome back to the Harvey C.
Salt Rap Battle.
First things first I want to give a big shout out a big thank you to all my patrons for
making this possible.
If you would like to see some behind the scenes stuff and get your name in a video please
check out the Harvey C.
Salt Patreon.
But now enough messing around it is time for the rap battle.
Today we have two of the biggest sports going head to head.
I'm talking about American football vs football or soccer as we call it here in the states.
Football you're up first.
You ready?
I was born ready.
I'm ready.
Go ahead pick this shit.
I'm the pride of the US American [D] pastime.
I'm full contact you embarrassing ass white.
[F] No flops only [D] hard hitting tackles and sacks.
Your players don't deserve an Oscar [A] seeing the way that they [F] act.
A bunch of day in and [D] day Louis's.
Out on the field riving in pain cause somebody tapped your back and it healed.
So precious no really it's adorable.
And as to be expected from a sport that's so horrible.
[F] You're a sad [D] abomination of a game.
We barely use our feet and better represent [A] the name that's [F] football.
[D] Talking NFL.
When it comes to courage all my [A] men excel.
But when it comes to being the shittiest [D] sport ever credit where it's due my brother you
do it better.
[F] That's a fact and you [D] already know your game's less entertaining than one of my [A] halftime shows.
Two [F] hours and the score's [D] what to 1? That's 99% boredom of 20 seconds of fun. [F] How sad for the fans you got a screw [D] loose player. If you think you can fix that with a boom boost way less. So blow them [F] horns and do them [D] flops and watch Neymar's wallet expand every time that [A] he drops. Replace the [F] over the U while [D] you take this L and put a cock to the front. Tell me [N] what's that spell bitch? Woo! Well choke my chicken and call me Charlie. That is how you rap battle ladies and gentlemen. Alright football [A] or soccer you're up next. You ready? Yup. Kick this shit. So you're the pride of the [D] US well ain't that sweet. I got fans in every city where they have feet. Yo your players [F] always flop bro. [D] He he he. At least they don't fucking develop any [A] CTE. You said my matches [F] aren't entertaining? [D] Well that would be hurtful if your games were 90% shitty commercials. Every one of my plays is in heat condition. Half your boys on the field spend way more time in the kitchen. Fixing up sandwiches, [F] ice cream, fried noodles [D] and chicken. Being obese is not an example of [A] athleticism. Isn't it scary [F] to see your ratings [D] continue to plummet? While mine only grow bigger like Billy Belichick's stomach? I'm a fucking predator pussy. You do not want to test me. Take a bite out your pig skin leave you lying all messy. See cause you are Tom [F] Brady and my ass is [D] his kid. That means give it a giant passionate sensual [A] kiss. You claim to be [F] tough. You're making yourself [D] look like a hooligan. Put any one of your fans against one of my hooligans and get treated like dogs. Do what a Michael Vick gathering. You're loud and obnoxious. You're so John Maddening. It's actually sad [F] for me to see you try [D] and compete. You'll cry in defeat, fumble and then die in the street. [A] You're nothing. Your [F] fans will soon [D] realize they're wrong. Your name is equal to your time left. Not [N] for long bitch. Bam! Alright folks you know what it is. There it is. Football vs. football. Who do you want to hear next?
Salt Rap Battle.
First things first I want to give a big shout out a big thank you to all my patrons for
making this possible.
If you would like to see some behind the scenes stuff and get your name in a video please
check out the Harvey C.
Salt Patreon.
But now enough messing around it is time for the rap battle.
Today we have two of the biggest sports going head to head.
I'm talking about American football vs football or soccer as we call it here in the states.
Football you're up first.
You ready?
I was born ready.
I'm ready.
Go ahead pick this shit.
I'm the pride of the US American [D] pastime.
I'm full contact you embarrassing ass white.
[F] No flops only [D] hard hitting tackles and sacks.
Your players don't deserve an Oscar [A] seeing the way that they [F] act.
A bunch of day in and [D] day Louis's.
Out on the field riving in pain cause somebody tapped your back and it healed.
So precious no really it's adorable.
And as to be expected from a sport that's so horrible.
[F] You're a sad [D] abomination of a game.
We barely use our feet and better represent [A] the name that's [F] football.
[D] Talking NFL.
When it comes to courage all my [A] men excel.
But when it comes to being the shittiest [D] sport ever credit where it's due my brother you
do it better.
[F] That's a fact and you [D] already know your game's less entertaining than one of my [A] halftime shows.
Two [F] hours and the score's [D] what to 1? That's 99% boredom of 20 seconds of fun. [F] How sad for the fans you got a screw [D] loose player. If you think you can fix that with a boom boost way less. So blow them [F] horns and do them [D] flops and watch Neymar's wallet expand every time that [A] he drops. Replace the [F] over the U while [D] you take this L and put a cock to the front. Tell me [N] what's that spell bitch? Woo! Well choke my chicken and call me Charlie. That is how you rap battle ladies and gentlemen. Alright football [A] or soccer you're up next. You ready? Yup. Kick this shit. So you're the pride of the [D] US well ain't that sweet. I got fans in every city where they have feet. Yo your players [F] always flop bro. [D] He he he. At least they don't fucking develop any [A] CTE. You said my matches [F] aren't entertaining? [D] Well that would be hurtful if your games were 90% shitty commercials. Every one of my plays is in heat condition. Half your boys on the field spend way more time in the kitchen. Fixing up sandwiches, [F] ice cream, fried noodles [D] and chicken. Being obese is not an example of [A] athleticism. Isn't it scary [F] to see your ratings [D] continue to plummet? While mine only grow bigger like Billy Belichick's stomach? I'm a fucking predator pussy. You do not want to test me. Take a bite out your pig skin leave you lying all messy. See cause you are Tom [F] Brady and my ass is [D] his kid. That means give it a giant passionate sensual [A] kiss. You claim to be [F] tough. You're making yourself [D] look like a hooligan. Put any one of your fans against one of my hooligans and get treated like dogs. Do what a Michael Vick gathering. You're loud and obnoxious. You're so John Maddening. It's actually sad [F] for me to see you try [D] and compete. You'll cry in defeat, fumble and then die in the street. [A] You're nothing. Your [F] fans will soon [D] realize they're wrong. Your name is equal to your time left. Not [N] for long bitch. Bam! Alright folks you know what it is. There it is. Football vs. football. Who do you want to hear next?
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What's going on everybody welcome back to the Harvey C.
Salt Rap Battle.
First things first I want to give a big shout out a big thank you to all my patrons for
making this possible.
If you would like to see some behind the scenes stuff and get your name in a video please
check out the Harvey C.
Salt Patreon.
But now enough messing around it is time for the rap battle.
Today we have two of the biggest sports going head to head.
I'm talking about American football vs football or soccer as we call it here in the states.
Football you're up first.
You ready?
I was born ready.
I'm ready.
Go ahead pick this shit.
I'm the pride of the US American [D] pastime.
I'm full contact you embarrassing ass white.
[F] No flops only [D] hard hitting tackles and sacks.
Your players don't deserve an Oscar [A] seeing the way that they [F] act.
A bunch of day in and [D] day Louis's.
Out on the field riving in pain cause somebody tapped your back and it healed.
So precious no really it's adorable.
And as to be expected from a sport that's so horrible.
[F] You're a sad [D] abomination of a game.
We barely use our feet and better represent [A] the name that's [F] football.
[D] Talking NFL.
When it comes to courage all my [A] men excel.
But when it comes to being the shittiest [D] sport ever credit where it's due my brother you
do it better.
[F] That's a fact and you [D] already know your game's less entertaining than one of my [A] halftime shows.
Two [F] hours and the score's [D] what to 1? That's 99% boredom of 20 seconds of fun. [F] How sad for the fans you got a screw [D] loose player. If you think you can fix that with a boom boost way less. So blow them [F] horns and do them [D] flops and watch Neymar's wallet expand every time that [A] he drops. Replace the [F] over the U while [D] you take this L and put a cock to the front. Tell me [N] what's that spell bitch? Woo! Well choke my chicken and call me Charlie. That is how you rap battle ladies and gentlemen. Alright football [A] or soccer you're up next. You ready? Yup. Kick this shit. So you're the pride of the [D] US well ain't that sweet. I got fans in every city where they have feet. Yo your players [F] always flop bro. [D] He he he. At least they don't fucking develop any [A] CTE. You said my matches [F] aren't entertaining? [D] Well that would be hurtful if your games were 90% shitty commercials. Every one of my plays is in heat condition. Half your boys on the field spend way more time in the kitchen. Fixing up sandwiches, [F] ice cream, fried noodles [D] and chicken. Being obese is not an example of [A] athleticism. Isn't it scary [F] to see your ratings [D] continue to plummet? While mine only grow bigger like Billy Belichick's stomach? I'm a fucking predator pussy. You do not want to test me. Take a bite out your pig skin leave you lying all messy. See cause you are Tom [F] Brady and my ass is [D] his kid. That means give it a giant passionate sensual [A] kiss. You claim to be [F] tough. You're making yourself [D] look like a hooligan. Put any one of your fans against one of my hooligans and get treated like dogs. Do what a Michael Vick gathering. You're loud and obnoxious. You're so John Maddening. It's actually sad [F] for me to see you try [D] and compete. You'll cry in defeat, fumble and then die in the street. [A] You're nothing. Your [F] fans will soon [D] realize they're wrong. Your name is equal to your time left. Not [N] for long bitch. Bam! Alright folks you know what it is. There it is. Football vs. football. Who do you want to hear next?
Salt Rap Battle.
First things first I want to give a big shout out a big thank you to all my patrons for
making this possible.
If you would like to see some behind the scenes stuff and get your name in a video please
check out the Harvey C.
Salt Patreon.
But now enough messing around it is time for the rap battle.
Today we have two of the biggest sports going head to head.
I'm talking about American football vs football or soccer as we call it here in the states.
Football you're up first.
You ready?
I was born ready.
I'm ready.
Go ahead pick this shit.
I'm the pride of the US American [D] pastime.
I'm full contact you embarrassing ass white.
[F] No flops only [D] hard hitting tackles and sacks.
Your players don't deserve an Oscar [A] seeing the way that they [F] act.
A bunch of day in and [D] day Louis's.
Out on the field riving in pain cause somebody tapped your back and it healed.
So precious no really it's adorable.
And as to be expected from a sport that's so horrible.
[F] You're a sad [D] abomination of a game.
We barely use our feet and better represent [A] the name that's [F] football.
[D] Talking NFL.
When it comes to courage all my [A] men excel.
But when it comes to being the shittiest [D] sport ever credit where it's due my brother you
do it better.
[F] That's a fact and you [D] already know your game's less entertaining than one of my [A] halftime shows.
Two [F] hours and the score's [D] what to 1? That's 99% boredom of 20 seconds of fun. [F] How sad for the fans you got a screw [D] loose player. If you think you can fix that with a boom boost way less. So blow them [F] horns and do them [D] flops and watch Neymar's wallet expand every time that [A] he drops. Replace the [F] over the U while [D] you take this L and put a cock to the front. Tell me [N] what's that spell bitch? Woo! Well choke my chicken and call me Charlie. That is how you rap battle ladies and gentlemen. Alright football [A] or soccer you're up next. You ready? Yup. Kick this shit. So you're the pride of the [D] US well ain't that sweet. I got fans in every city where they have feet. Yo your players [F] always flop bro. [D] He he he. At least they don't fucking develop any [A] CTE. You said my matches [F] aren't entertaining? [D] Well that would be hurtful if your games were 90% shitty commercials. Every one of my plays is in heat condition. Half your boys on the field spend way more time in the kitchen. Fixing up sandwiches, [F] ice cream, fried noodles [D] and chicken. Being obese is not an example of [A] athleticism. Isn't it scary [F] to see your ratings [D] continue to plummet? While mine only grow bigger like Billy Belichick's stomach? I'm a fucking predator pussy. You do not want to test me. Take a bite out your pig skin leave you lying all messy. See cause you are Tom [F] Brady and my ass is [D] his kid. That means give it a giant passionate sensual [A] kiss. You claim to be [F] tough. You're making yourself [D] look like a hooligan. Put any one of your fans against one of my hooligans and get treated like dogs. Do what a Michael Vick gathering. You're loud and obnoxious. You're so John Maddening. It's actually sad [F] for me to see you try [D] and compete. You'll cry in defeat, fumble and then die in the street. [A] You're nothing. Your [F] fans will soon [D] realize they're wrong. Your name is equal to your time left. Not [N] for long bitch. Bam! Alright folks you know what it is. There it is. Football vs. football. Who do you want to hear next?