Chords for "Everything's Closed" (2020 "Anything Goes" pandemic parody)

[Gm] _ _ _ _ [D#] _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
[D#] Times have changed.
[Cm] _ [Gm] I wear slippers and [Gm] my [G] [G#] bathrobe.
And I'm careful [D#] of my [G#] _ [A] microbe.
[D] Since the pandemic [F#] shook the [D] globe.
[G] _ And today, _ _ [F] our whole [G] lives are [Cm] on Google Chrome.
[D] _
Instead of [F#] going out on [Gm] the town,
[D] we're supposed [A] to stay [D] at [C] home.
[B] _ [F#] _ [G] In the early days of 2020,
we hung out [Em] with friends [G] aplenty.
But now [C] God knows _ [Bm] _ [Am] _ [Cm] _
[G] everything's [Am] closed.
_ [G] _ [D] _ [G] The libraries who let us borrow books,
now only [Em] serve Kindles [G] and Nooks.
And [C] mine for _ [Bm] _ [Am] _ _
[Cm] [G] everything's [C] closed.
[G] [F#] If crowded [B]
parades you like,
and [F#] arcades you like,
if [B] ballet you like,
your [F#] birthday you like,
the [Bm] NBA you like,
St.
Patrick's Day you like,
[G] [F#] well, too [Dm] bad [D] that [Bm] blows.
[G] If you're an actor cast in Hamilton,
you're an [Em] unlucky [G] mammal in _ [C] Pantyhose.
[D] _ [Am] _ _
[G] Everything's [C] closed.
_ [Em] _ [A#m] _ [Am] [Em] When college [G] classes and reunions are canceled
[Em] to save the [G] humans,
oh, life's [C] still good.
_ [Bm] _ [Am] _ [Cm]
Just [G] everything's [Am] closed.
_ [E] _ [D] _ [G] When restaurants you like to visit
stop serving [Em] to be [G] complicit,
the [C] virus slows.
_ [Bm] _ [Am] _ [Cm] _
[G] Everything's [C] _ [G] closed.
[F#] South by [B] Southwest is off,
[F#] standardized tests are off,
the [B] marathon is off,
and [F#] Comic Con is off,
[Bm] Eurovision, nope,
can't even buy more soap.
[G] Just [F#] stay six [Dm] feet [D] [Bm] away.
[F#m] [G] Yes, life these days is long,
Zoom meetings and also
[Em] some mindless [G] eating.
Until [C] you talk,
[Bm] _ [Am] _
cause [G] everything's [Am] closed.
_ [Bm] _ [A#m] _ [Am] [G] No primary in Deer, Ohio,
then infection [Em] spread at [G] Biogen.
Those [C] are low.
[Bm] _ [Am] _ [A] _
[G] Everything's [Am] closed.
_ [G] _ [D] If [G] you see your friends out,
panic shopping in stores
where [Em] supply is dropping,
[G] just bump [C] elbow.
_ [Bm] _ [Am] _ [Cm] _
[G] Everything's [Am] closed.
_ [G] [F#] Just think of [B] the Scotts we bought
and [F#] all the snot we fought,
cause [B] Tom Hanks has caught the [F#] bug
that tanked the stocks.
I'm [Bm] saying and we ought to
wash our hands a lot,
or [G] we'll fall [F#] like [B] _ [D] _ [B] [D] dominoes.
[G] So if we fail to social distance,
we threaten [Em] our mere existence.
[G] So now [C] _ _ [Bm] _ [Am] _ _
[G] everything's closed.
[C] _ _ [Bm] _ [Am] _ _ [G] _
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and wash those hands
and be safe.
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