Chords for "Dear Future Girlfriend" (Meghan Trainor - Dear Future Husband Acoustic Cover Parody)

Dear future girlfriend, if you [Em] want a kid with a musician
_ Here's a [C] few things that you might [D] want to [G] keep in mind
_ You might not like the songs, pretend and [Em] sing along
I'll write some lyrics about how beautiful I think you are
But in the [D] studio, stop blowing [G] up my phone
Give me some room, I'll be home pretty soon
Love when you're at my shows, up in the [Em] second row
But when I'm talking to these girls, it's not cause [C] I'm a ho
Just trying to [D] make some fans, not getting [G] in their pants
Coming home with you, I'm coming home with you
If you can get past the [Em] fact I'm always touring
Our [C] conversations won't be boring
[D] And I can serenade you [G] every night
I mean, if you want me to, I don't know if that's like weird
Dear future girlfriend, [Em] if you want a kid with a musician
[C] Here's a few things that you [D] might want to [G] keep in mind
_ Dear future girlfriend, yeah, [Em] you'll get a lot of backstage passes
But I [C] can guarantee you'll [D] get to me for [G] room 5
_ _ I swear I'm moving up, but when I skid [Em] a row
There'll probably be a night where I think that my [C] music sucks
Say all my [D] biggest things, I might need to hold [G] my hand
I don't know, I'm just sensitive about this stuff, I'm trying to warn you
I know someday I'll be [Em] pulling in some money
But if that's what [C] you're after, honey
[D] It's probably best you [G] move along
Cause I'm gonna be poor for like another 5 [Ab] years
Dear future girlfriend, if [F] you want a kid with a musician
Maybe [Db] you should [Eb] reconsider if you're out [Ab] of your mind
_ Dear future girlfriend, if [F] you can ignore my job description
I can [Db] still be home and cook [Eb] you dinner [Ab] every once in a while
You might get bored of having to listen to me sing
But I can get down on one knee and give you flowers
[Db] Or maybe [Eb] chocolates, a dozen [Ab] roses
I'm just, I don't know if I'm ready, I'm kinda terrified of marriage
If you can get past the fact [F] I'm always sobering
Our conversations [Db] won't be boring
[Eb] And I can serenade you if you're [Ab] not sick of my voice yet
_ Dear future girlfriend, if you [F] want a kid with a musician
I know I'm [Db] not perfect, but [Eb] I know how to treat [Ab] you right
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Dear future girlfriend, I might not [F] have a trust fund or investments
Baby, [Db] but I swear I'll [Eb] always keep you warm [Ab] at night
Plus I [Db] write love songs for [Eb] a living, so I'm [Ab] romantic as fuck
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_ _ [A] _ _ I'm losing [E] hope, don't stop, cause I need this [A] feeling _ _ _ _
_ [E] Don't stop, [B] cause I need this feeling
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