Banditos Chords by The Refreshments

[F] Despite its large bulbous head, its brain is [C] small.
[A#] An ornery creature, the southwestern tortoise,
[F] when cornered or poked with a sharp object,
such as a number two pencil or a barbecue fork,
[B] pulls its [E] head back into [N] its shell. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Hmm_
[B]
[E] So just how far down do you want to go?
Well, [D] we could talk it out over a cup of joe,
[A] and you could look deep into my eyes,
[D] that guy [E] was a supermodel.
Uh-huh.
_ _ [A] _ [D] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _
[E] Well, I'd see what you'd think of anyone else [A] we could trust,
and say nothing to no one,
no Halloween costume,
never cry with mom,
or play with your [E] crap,
and nobody_ [A] Uh [E]-huh.
Well, get here on the same car,
and we'll look more depart,
[A] and he said you got his John Lookey [E] card,
and he said you had a better race than the planets,
cause [B] he won't take English anyway.
[A] _ [B] Everybody knows,
[E] that the world's [C#m] full of stupid [A] people,
that need me at the [B] mission at midnight,
but [E] did you ever know, _
_ [A] that [B] everybody knows,
[E] that the world's [C#m] full of stupid [A] people.
Well, I got the [B] pistol,
so I'll shoot the faces,
yeah, [E] not myself.
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ Look for the shooter in the back of the shell,
and I'll [A] shoot him,
and if I should get me to die,
[D] remember, you're very [A] far from the boss again.
_ _ [E] _ [A] Uh [E]-huh.
Now give me that big cop uniform and card,
[A] now you're ready,
and said you got his John Lookey [E] card,
and you're not [B] a better [E] race than the [B] planets,
cause he won't take English anyway.
_ [A]
Everybody [B] knows,
[E] that the world's [C#m] full of stupid [A] people,
that need me at the [B] mission at midnight,
but [E] did you ever [A] know,
[E] _ _ [A]
that [B] everybody knows,
[E] that the world's [C#m] full of stupid [A] people.
Well, I got the [B] pistol,
so I'll shoot the faces,
yeah, [Em] not _ _ [D] myself.
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [E] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, _ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] yeah. _
_ [Em] _ _ _ [E] _ And _
_ [A] said you got his John Lookey [E] card,
and you're not a better race than the planets,
cause [B] he won't take English anyway.
[A] _ [B] Everybody knows,
[E] that the world's [C#] full of stupid [A] people,
that need me at the [B] mission at midnight,
but [E] did you ever know,
_ [G#] _ [A] that [B] everybody knows,
[E] that the world's [C#] full of stupid [A] people.
Well, I got the [B] pistol,
so I'll shoot the faces,
yeah, [E] not [A] myself.
_ [E] Not [D] myself.
_ [A] Not myself.
_ [E] Not, yeah, yeah, yeah.
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [D] _
_ [G#] _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] _ [Bm] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A#] The ritual is so exhausting,
[F] that when the time comes to mate,
the turtle often falls asleep on itself.
[N] _ _