Chords for 粗口歌--禪院鐘聲-又奀又搖撬兩撬

_ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ [F] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ 蝙 [G]蝠踩 [F]好繩, [Gm]失衡係 [C]要吊 [Gm]起 [C]表證。
_ _ 衣衫脫 [Gm]正,鹿鳩竟 [C]以斜 [Dm]棋進入 [Gm]個窿,
啟籠十 [F]歲內 [Gm]褲, [C]索清無,索清 [F]是誰令 [C]我調 [F]柴興,
[C]矮舊 [F]又輕, _ _ 我 [Bb]腎又 [C]擦青,
_ _ _ 倦 [Gm]想動, _ _ [C]鹿鳩抽 [Bb]鬆,
_ _ [C]調 [Gm]鳩陣 [C]夠勁, _ _ 病染亂 [F]棲靜,
[Gm]鹿鳩 [C]扯到勁 [Bb]曬插 [Dm]入下陰蛇 [C]精, _
_ [Bb] _ 鹿鳩表 [Gm]證減粗 [C]頂,
_ [Gm]放棄條裏 [C]吊起一出戀 [F]到天明,
[Gm]棄 [F]水當月徑,
巧婆俱 [C]讚我鹿鳩勝,
[F]前程裏面有陰滑頂,
[Bb]成 _ 晚 [F]表證 [C]留得夠 [F]冷靜, _
_ [Gm]冷愛 [C]更兼肝症,
[G]傻係老 [A]係淫係臭 [Dm]係豬係都 [Gm]要病, _
_ [C]長 [G]鳩短 [C]鳩牛 [F]鳩馬 [C]鳩,
_ _ 淫精 _ _ 裝滿活條鳩 [Gm] _ 糟 [C]食,
靜那麼那麼離譜, _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [G]
又鶯又叫叫 [Gm]兩叫,
[F]如每分在 [C]床上搖,
床單 [C]被兜濕盡 [F]了,
條柴 [Bb]未軟,
最 [Gm]好寧願 [C]個屎忽掉,
[F]一鉤 [Dm]掉到你眼水裂,
再插 [Dm]一鉤你 [Gm]眼淚掉,
[C]含冷吹 [Gm]笑, [C]吹笑,絕 [F]冷,絕冷 [Bb]吹笑,
含 [Gm]鳩淚 [C]水裂,
_ [G]又鶯又叫叫兩叫,
[F]如每分 [C]在床上搖,
床單被兜濕 [F]盡了,
條柴未 [Bb]軟,
[Gm]最好寧願個屎忽 [C]掉,
[Dm]一鉤掉 [Gm]到你 [C]眼水裂,
[Dm]再插一鉤你 [Gm]眼淚掉,
[C]含冷吹 [Gm]笑, [C]吹笑, [F]絕冷,絕冷吹 [Am]笑,
含鳩淚 [C]水裂,
[G]又鶯又叫叫兩叫,
[F]如每分在 [C]床上搖,
床單被兜 [F]濕盡了,
條柴 [Bb]未軟,
[G]最好寧願個屎忽 [Dm]掉,
一鉤 [Gm]掉到你眼水 [C]裂,
[Dm]再插一鉤你眼淚 [C]掉,
含冷吹笑,吹笑, [F]絕冷, _ 絕 [Bb]冷吹笑,
[F]含鳩淚 [Gm]水裂。
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _